casual reminder that you don’t need to try and sink all other ships in order to keep yours floating. this is not fucking battleship.
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RSSThought you couldn’t hate Obama any more than you already do? This is absolutely absurd. Just the mere fact that he would ask (order) a Marine to do this shows he has no concept of respect. Think this is photoshopped? I got it from the CNN website. It’s completely true. Do a web search and you’ll see multiple sources. This President is absolutely worthless.
Title ten of the Armed Forces US Code says that members of the military do what is asked of them by their Commander in Chief. The man next to them is the Prime Minister of Hungary. It would be bad show to let the rain fall on the head of a visiting diplomat, and any Marine on Presidential duty is honored to be there. This is not about the umbrellas, it is about treating visiting dignitaries with honor and respect. To only have an umbrella over the head of Prime Minister Orban would be a sign of superiority or strength over the visiting PM. The president did the correct thing in the situation by showing enough respect for his fellow leader and giving them both an equal platform.
Y’all need to stop freaking the fuck out over stupid shit like umbrellas.
pls.
also he didn’t think he even needed the umbrella, thus resulting in this picture of him checking if it was even raining even more aka my favorite picture of him ever:
Speaking as the son of a former Army officer, OP’s post is even more disrespectful towards the Marine in the photo - and the US military in general - than it is towards the President. It shows that literally the only part of being in the military OP has respect for is the part that involves killing others and that is not the biggest part of the military by a long shot and is not the part of military service most members joined for. People join the military to serve the nation, and part of that is stuff like this. There is a reason active duty military do not and are not supposed to discuss their opinions of a President during that President’s term. The President is the Commander in Chief regardless of who they actually are. Republican, Democrat, third party, no longer existent party: it does not matter. Being art of the White House guard and the Presidential detail, especially when a foreign dignitary or leader is present, is one of the biggest honors in the military.
But it’s a fucking umbrella, so complaining about it in the first place is massively moronic.
OP postin’ some Fox news Facebook level shit.
I’m pretty sure that’s not Prime Minister Orban, but I agree with everything.
It’s Turkey’s prime minister, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, but yes to this post.
Your papers are due in two weeks. No extensions. Any questions?
Class dismissed.People need this. So I thought, why the hell not.
-Keith
This applies to everyone I RP with.
Yes, even you. Especially you.
(Source: cheerful-soldier)
WHEN YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER DIES AND YOU JUST HOPE THAT THEY’LL COME BACK BUT THEY NEVER DO AND YOU JUST KEEP LYING TO YOURSELF AND TELLING YOURSELF THEY’LL COME BACK
I can’t watch season 8 without seeing something new every time. It continually breaks my heart.
help, i can’t stop laughing
cannot help hearing all this in Ramsey voice.
got to the end- lost it.
But ask yourself: Why is there that knee-jerk rejection of any effort to “overthink” pop culture? Why would you ever be afraid that looking too hard at something will ruin it? If the government built a huge, mysterious device in the middle of your town and immediately surrounded it with a fence that said, “NOTHING TO SEE HERE!” I’m pretty damned sure you wouldn’t rest until you knew what the hell that was — the fact that they don’t want you to know means it can’t be good.
Well, when any idea in your brain defends itself with “Just relax! Don’t look too close!” you should immediately be just as suspicious. It usually means something ugly is hiding there.
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This quote is in an article about superhero movies, but it applies to so many things.
(via thecharles)
Unintentional Sender (Red vs Blue)
I cannot be held responsible for this.
Title: Unintentional Sender
Fandom: Red vs Blue
Rating: PG-13, perhaps slightly higher for genitalia talk
Word Count: 852
Characters: Sarge, Wash, Donut, Grif
Summary: Someone’s been faxing disturbing things to the Blues.
Were it any other Blue, Sarge would’ve kept them waiting for about an hour before deciding to hear what they had to say, simply because a) they might get bored and leave before he had to listen to their dirty Blue talk, and b) they were too cowardly to go into the base and demand to be heard. Unfortunately, their Freelancer guy was neither cowardly nor patient and there was no way in hell Sarge would let even a partial Blue like him violate the sanctity that was Red Base. So Sarge stood by the man cannon and shouted down, “Whaddya want, Bluelancer?”
By now, Wash had gotten so desensitized to the plethora of blue-related insults that he no longer gave them pause. “We want you to stop faxing us!”
“What?”
“Faxing us! Stop it!”
Sarge pondered that for a moment. “What in Sam Hell are you talking about?” He didn’t even remember seeing a fax machine in Red Base, let alone knowing what the number to the Blues’ was.
Why is everything you write IC and perfect holy hell
Your dialogue is fantastic. I absolutely love it.
Time to break in my RvB box set by popping on Season 8.
Yes good.
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