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1. When did you join the fandom?

End of June, because end of June was when Age of Extinction came out. My roomie and I, like a couple of well-intentioned but ultimately fucking stupid fans, decided to ignore Jeremy Jahn’s review in our desperation to hear Peter Cullen’s voice booming from Dolby 5.1 Surround Sound speakers in the local AMC. We paid money to see that movie.

It. Didn’t go well.

(Ratchet is my roomie’s favorite non-Optimus Autobot. I’m pretty sure she’s still not over it.)

The long and short of it is, we went home and I marathoned the first season of Prime in less that 24 hours and the entire series in less than a week. I made one of those comic sans power points in that same week, and, well, here we are.

I’ve been in this fandom for less than six months. When I get into something, I fall hard.

2. What was your first experience with Transformers?

Given that I grew up in the 90s, Transformers was essentially the background noise of my life (along with My Little Pony and All Of The Disney Ever). I don’t remember the first experience I had with it; I do remember having a Transformers toy when I was a kid. It was a white jet plane, and it was made of metal (because this was the early 90s and lead poisoning was Not A Thing, I guess).

Kinda wish I still had it, NGL.

3. What was the first show you watched? First episode?

Within recent memory? Prime, episode one. Ever? I have absolutely no idea. Background noise of my life, remember. It’s possible I’ve seen some of the original stuff and just don’t remember it.

-OH WAIT, BEAST WARS. I TOTALLY WATCHED BEAST WARS AS A KID. I don’t remember a damn thing that happened, but I did watch it!

TRANSFORMERS FANDOM ASKS

earth-style-jets:

1. When did you join the fandom?

2. What was your first experience with transformers?

3. What was the first show you watched? First episode?

4. What was your first transformers figure?

5. Autobots or Decepticons? Why?

6. Who is your favorite Autobot?

7. Who is your favorite Decepticon?

8. If you were a transformer, what would your alt mode be? Why?

10. Favorite transformers show/game/comic?

11. Out of all the movies (including g1 and Predacons Rising), which is your favorite? Why?

12. Favorite transformers figure?

13. How many transformers figures do you have?

14. If you could meet any character from any show, who would it be?

15. Favorite transformers memory?

16.Favorite combiner team?

17. Favorite version of Starscream?

18. Who do you hope appears in the next transformers show?

19. Favorite transformers pairing?

20. Least favorite transformers pairing?

21. Least favorite Autobot?

22. Least Favorite Decepticon?

23. Least favorite transformers universe?

24. Would you rather meet Peter Cullen or Frank Welker?

25. Who is better: Blaster or Soundwave?

26. Who is the most hot transformer?

27. Do you read any transformers comics? What do you think about them?

28. Who has better boobs: Soundwave or Shockwave?

29. Crossover you want to see?

30. What do you like about the fandom?

I have wasted too much time
trying to shape myself
into someone that suits
your ever-changing idea
of “perfection.”
No more.
Now I know the
meaning of self-confidence.
It is being able to say:
I don’t give a shit
if you don’t like me.
I like myself.

- Your Opinion Does Not Determine My Self-Worth | Lora Mathis (via lora-mathis)

and i said to my body. softly. ‘i want to be your friend.’ it took a long breath. and replied, ‘i have been waiting my whole life for this.’

- nayyirah waheed (via roserosetyler)

(Source: nayyirahwaheed)

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cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*

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daughterofmulan:

theblindninja:

The Pirates Official Posters

What is this glorious looking glory.

WHAT IS THIS

Pirates (2014 film)

Set in the early Joseon Dynasty, a group led by a female pirate and another group led by a male bandit are on a mission to hunt down a whale that swallowed the royal seal bestowed on Joseon from China.

Yes!

wonderfulnonsense:

Croach has a way with sentient buildings the ladies

wonderfulnonsense:

Croach has a way with sentient buildings the ladies

she-s-a-shy-one:

welcome-to-the-pride-parade:

the-fandoms-are-everywhere:

ayyyyytyler:

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thelanguager:

superlockedphan:

heckacentipede:

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cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

This post is a train wreck

are you sure its not a
ship wreck

I will kill all of you

the titanic already took care of that

iT GOT BETTER

Not for the people on the titanic

OMG

yall will get a v.i.p in hell

help

she-s-a-shy-one:

welcome-to-the-pride-parade:

the-fandoms-are-everywhere:

ayyyyytyler:

fabuliciousfangirl:

d0ubleteamed:

thelanguager:

superlockedphan:

heckacentipede:

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO

THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…

ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

This post is a train wreck

are you sure its not a
ship wreck

I will kill all of you

the titanic already took care of that

iT GOT BETTER

Not for the people on the titanic

OMG

yall will get a v.i.p in hell

help

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Cats and Tumblr

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If you had to suggest a tattoo for me based on what you know of me from my blog, what would it be?