Unless Evil's carrying the martini tray, darling

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mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD EDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn

I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:

  • can’t
  • don’t
  • first
  • help
  • please
  • one
  • my
  • will
  • stop
  • get
  • honestly
  • I’m

(Source: orangeyouellis)

cat-shaming:

This is what happens when I meow at my cat

Jane

Anonymous

Cali + comfort food

Callie loves spicy stuff - like, burn your mouth off, breathing cartoony fire spicy stuff. She doesn’t sneak booze on the Mother of Invention; she sneaks on hot sauce that needs to be in several concentric bottles to keep it from melting through. She likes it that spicy.

She got Arizona to try it exactly once. He later compared it to having a flash-bang go off inside his sinuses, except he was fairly certain the grenade had to be less painful.

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

If I ever open that “something of a pipe dream” gamer-themed bar, this is definitely going to be a thing.

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

If I ever open that “something of a pipe dream” gamer-themed bar, this is definitely going to be a thing.

Here’s Your First Look At The CW’s SUPERNATURAL: BLOODLINES

So it’s the Dresden Files except with Sam and Dean.

Crossover fic in three…two…one…

roadicorn:

honeycorrupts:

bigbronzeelephant:

boneses:

a 39 second cosplay skit that receives a standing ovation.

once you watch it, you’ll understand why.

THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES AND I DON’T KNOW WHY THIS MADE ME CRY BUT DAMN

Genius!!

I’m losing it

She’s living the dream aaahhh

I’m so happy

(Source: dorreks)

Hello new people!

I seem to have a lot of new people. Like, a lot. Still not sure where you all came from, but I’m glad to have you here!

Here’s the unique tag list for tracking or blacklisting purposes:

Vital information for Kia’s everyday life - personal posts and dumb stuff, mostly.

Have you turned it off and on again? - work-related posts, as I’m in tech support and The IT Crowd pretty much nailed that aspect of things.

Proud to be a wayward duckling - UFYH-related posts, so mostly cleaning and to-do lists.

Kia is a serious writer - in which I write or talk about writing.

Kia’s subscription to Wash’s issues - if you’re a RvB fan, you know exactly where this one is going.

Project Tealancer - the ever-growing list of RvB-themed tea blends I’m making on Adagio.

You’re a kitty - the tag is full of cat pictures and gifs and videos. Have a good time with that one.

That should be about it. If there’s anything else you’d like me to tag for blacklisting purposes (phobias, certain shows or movies, etc), please let me know; I am happy to do the thing if it makes you more comfortable.